Father says "son why don't you ever wear your seatbelt?"
Son says " it's freeing and more comfortable dad why else"
To which father casually replies " well son you should start wearing those fucking seatbealts, windshields are pretty damn expensive these days."
I fucking lost it. This just happened. I love my father.
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