A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said, I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only. The man thought about his first wish and decided, I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, I wish I was irresistible to women. POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.
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