three blond men came to a river and wanted to cross it to get to
the other side. the first man prayed to god and said "please god
make me smarter so i may cross the river" god gives him
sandy-blond hair and he swims across. the second man prays
"please god make me smarter than him so i may also cross the
river" god gives him brown hair and he builds a raft and floats
across. the third man prays "please make me smarter than them so
i may cross the river". god turns him into a woman and he walks
across the bridge.
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