A guy walked into the doctor's office wanting a an appointment for some surgery."Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked. "I'll need the information for the doctor.""It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection.""Well, the doctor is very busy today," the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."
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