He comes home to find his dad, sitting in the living room, reading a newspaper. Having a desire to talk about what had occurred to him, the young man starts a conversation with his father. "Hi Dad."
The father barely looks up and says, "Hello Son, how was your first prostate exam?"
The son blushes, not expecting his father to get to the heart of the situation so quickly and says "Well uhhhh, let's just say I'm not going to be looking forward to the next one."
The father chuckles and says "Don't worry about it. It doesn't get REALLY bad until you hit my age. Last time I was there I was down on all fours, the doctor had his left hand on my shoulder..."
The father pauses, as if trying to remember something and says "No... It was his... Right hand that had my shoulder."
He pauses again and says "You know now that I think about it he had both of his hands on my shoulders."
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