You'll get yours...


A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10."


Husband: "What about one my size?"


Wife: "Didn't get a bid!"


The husband wants revenge, so next morning he tells his wife about his last night's dream.


"I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."


Wife: "What about ones like mine?"


Husband: "That's where they held the auction.

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