His wife, Lorraine, is home alone until he gets back, so she just does laundry, watch TV, relax, etc.
Later in the day, Dave's best friend, Edwin, stops by. She and him have some lunch and talk with each other. Just before he steps out of the door, he looks back and asks "Hey, Lorraine, is it okay if I touch your boobs for $100?" She is taken aback, but $100 is $100, so she says yes. She then takes off her shirt, and Edwin gently caresses her boobs for a while. He then asks "Can I touch your ass for $100?" Once again, $100 is $100, so she takes off her pants and he touches away. She gets turned on by this, so when Edwin asked "Can I touch your nether-region for $100?" she immediately says yes. He then gives her a good fingering.
Later, Dave comes home.
"Honey, I'm home!"
"Hi, hon."
"So? How was your day? Did anyone drop by?"
"No. Well... Edwin stopped by."
"Oh good! Did he bring the $300 he owes me?"
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