- You're so stupid, you got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death!
- You're so big, you play pool with the planets!
- You're so fat, when you went outside in yellow clothes, someone screamed, "TAXI!"
- You're so big, when you go to the movies, you sit next to everybody!
- You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your parents.
- You're so stupid, the three stooges use you as an inspiration!
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