A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. “I'm so ashamed doctor,” she said, “I guess I let myself go.” The physician was checking her ears and eyes. “Don't feel ashamed, Miss you don't look that bad.” “Do you really think so, Doctor?” she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, “Of course not. Now just open your mouth and say: “Moooo!”
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