A man walks into the bar...

... and he sees a shiny silver trophy on top of a shelf. After a few drinks he asks:

"Bartender! How can one win this trohy on top of this shelf?"

"You don't look like a tough guy but I tell you anyways. There are three challenges you need to master in order to earn this trophy.", the bartender says while carrying the trophy from the shelf to a nearby desk.

"Firstly: drink three tequilas."

"Haha. This is easy!"

"The first task may sound easy but there is more. Have you seen this big dog outside? Have you? Bringing me one of his teeth will be your next challenge.

After that, if you are still in the condition to walk - what I doubt -, you have to visit the nice old lady next door and make her climax. An easy task you think? She just turned 90."

Without hesitation the man grabs a bottle of tequila and drinks everything in it. "Where is this god damn dog?", he mumbels, almost stumbling over his own foot.

The bartender points to the door with a big grin on his face. When the man left the bar you hear an angry snarling which suddenly turns into a heartbreaking squeaking. The bartender turns his head to the trophy and starts worrying about loosing it when he hears loud steps coming from outside.

The doors swings open. The man's pants are below his knees and his shirt thankfully covers his genitals.

"NOW WHERE'S THIS LADY WHO NEEDS HER TOOTH REMOVED?!!"