A blonde had 3 children, the oldest walks up to her and asks "momma why is my name floating flower?" and the blonde replies "well when you were a baby a flower floated on your head." "thanks mom" then the middle child comes up and say whyd you name me flower feather and she replied because when you were born a beautiful feather floated on your head. the kid thanked her and left. then the blonde hears "mwahugugfah"*in mental voice(no fense any1)* then the blonde replies "shut up cinder block"
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