Correct Answers for Customers

One day a blond went to find a job at a orchard. He got the job
and in came his first customer. The customer asked, "How much
are these apples?" and the blond yelled, "I don't know!" The
customer left and the boss came in and said, "When somebody asks
you that question, you say only 50 cents!"


So another customer came in and said, "How much are those
apples?" And the blonde said only 50 cents. Then the customer
asked, "Are they fresh?" and the blonde screemed, "I don't
know!" So the customer left and the boss said, "When somebody
asks you that question you say fresh, fresh, very fresh."


Another customer came in and said, "How much are those apples?"
And the blonde replied, "Only 50 cents!" Then the customer
asked, "Are they fresh?" And the blone said, "Fresh, fresh, very
fresh." Then the customer asked "Can I buy them?" And the blonde
screemed, "I don't know! I'm a new guy, get it?" So the customer
left and the boss comes in and said, "When somebody asked you
that question, you said, "If you don't somebody else will."


One day a robber came in and he asked, "How much money do you
have in that cash register?" And the blond replied, "Only 50
cents!" Then the robber asked, "Are you being fresh with me?"
And the blond replied, "Fresh, fresh, very fresh!" Then the
robber asked, "Can I shoot you?" And the blond replied, "If you
don't somebody else will!"