A 29 year old man is dating three women at the same time...

...he is rich, handsome, and capable of juggling all three at once.

On his 30th birthday, he looks at him in the mirror and realizes he is not getting any younger. "I've had many women, I've seen the world...I think it is time I thought about settling down."

But, he thinks, since I am dating three women right now, it would be silly to go out and look for a new one. I might as well pick one out of the three.

So he sits down and thinks which girl he should pick.

The first girl is a blonde secretary. She is very optimistic, is a great cook and has a huge network of friends who are always up to something fun. She makes about $38,000 a year.

The second is redhead college English professor. She is very smart, is great with kids and meeting strangers, and she likes to stay at home with a small group of friends rather than throw a party. She makes about $45,000 a year.

The last girl is a raven-haired business woman. She dresses well all the time, never stresses out and is incredible at handling problems. She has a few friends but they are knit tight. She makes about $55,000 a year.

Which woman does he pick?

^^The ^^one ^^with ^^the ^^biggest ^^boobs.

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