The Top 10 Gary Coleman Campaign Slogans


10> Size Doesn't Matter, Right Guys?


9> Because Todd Bridges and Dana Plato Aren't Eligible


8> Getting My Way by Jivin' Stodgy White Guys Since 1978


7> Still Not Nearly as Low as Clinton


6> Because "Celebrity Fear Factor" Was Booked


5> I'll Be Black


4> Elect Me and I'll Say It Every Day -- and You KNOW You Want to Hear Me Say It


3> I'll Solve the Deficit By Having a Rich White Man Adopt the State


2> Vote For Me, or I'll Have Todd Put a Cap in Yo' Ass


1> Hey, Voter! Down here!


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