...and he decides to celebrate. He goes into the city, gets very drunk, and sleeps with a Vietnamese hooker. A few days later, back in the states, he wakes up to find that his dick is covered in purple spots. So he goes to the doctor.
"I'm sorry, son," the doctor says, "but you've contracted a rare venereal disease. It's not very common in this part of the world. We don't know that much about it, and unfortunately the only definite cure is to amputate."
"Amputate my penis?" Chuck asks in disbelief.
"Yes I'm afraid so."
Chuck stands up. "I'm sorry, doc, but I just can't believe that's the only solution. I'm getting a second opinion."
So Chuck decides to fly back to Vietnam, in hopes that the local doctors will know more about the rare disease. He finds a doctor, and makes an appointment.
"Oh yes," the Vietnamese doctor says. "We see all the time, very common here. You no worry."
"Thank goodness! The American doctor wanted to amputate my dick!"
The Vietnamese doctor laughed. "Crazy American doctors! They always want to amputate something! Make more money that way. Wait two weeks, dick fall off by itself!"
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