So this guy was drinking at a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. The man drinking next to him leaned in close and whispered, "Hey, this bartender mixes a drink that makes you fly." In reasonable disbelief, the first patron urges the man to prove his seemingly impossible claim. Without hesitation, the second man says, "Hey bartender, give me my special drink!" The bartender quickly starts shaking up some concoction and hands it to the second man. The man downs the drink and proceeds to open a window, jump out the top floor of the skyscraper, and fly around the building a couple times before landing comfortably back in his barstool. Flabbergasted, the first patron orders the same thing. The first patron then opens the window and jumps out, falling to his death. The bartender looks at the window, then the second man and says:
"You sure are an asshole when you're drunk, Mr. Kent"
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