A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to see their grandpa living on top of a large cliff. He told them that the cliff was magical and said to jump off the cliff and say the name of the animal you want to turn into and you will turn into it. So they went to the cliff. The brunette went first. She jumped off the cliff and said, "eagle" and turned into an eagle and flew away. The redhead went next. She jumped off and said, "butterfly" and turned into a butterfly and flew away. The blonde went last. She jumped off the cliff and forgot what to do so she said, "holy crap"
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