The Marv Albert Christmas Song

(sung to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" --go ahead, SING):


Lacy things, the wife is missin',


Didn't ask her permission,


I'm wearin' her clothes,


Her silk panty hose,


Walkin' round in women's underwear.


In the store, there's a teddy,


Little straps, like spaghetti,


It holds me so tight,


Like handcuffs at night,


Walkin' round in women's underwear.


In the office there's a guy named Marvin,


He pretends that I am Murphy Brown,


He'll say "Are you Ready", I'll say "Whoa, Man!"


Let's wait until our wives are out of town.


Later on, if you wanna,


We can dress like Madonna,


Put on some eyeshade,


And join the parade,


Walkin' round in women's underwear.