During a typical traditional family dinner of four, the son being curious asks, "Daddy, how many different kinds of boobies are there?"
The father, surprised, answers "Well, son, a woman goes through three different boobie phases. In her 20s, her boobies are like melons: sweet, round and firm...
In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears: still nice, a bit sweet, but hanging a bit.
But after 50, son, they become like onions!"
"Onions?" the son asks. "Yep! Whenever you're around them, they make you want to cry."
Unfortunately, this infuriates his wife and confuses his daughter. The daughter then politely asks, "Well Mom.. Are there different types of peepees as well?"
The mother cracks a smile and says, "Certainly dear! A man also goes through three peepee phases. In his 20s, his peepee is like an Oak Tree: tall, mighty and hard!
In his 30s and 40s, it's like a Birch Tree: flexible but still very reliable!
But after his 50s, it becomes like a Christmas tree..."
"A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks.
"Yep! It's dead from the root up.. and them multi-colored balls are just for decoration!”
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