Child of a Porn Star

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked
by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at
the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband," she replies.
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife. "No, no
boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm
unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."


After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
"You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you
before you see her that the baby is black" "Well," replies the
girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to
live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was
black."


"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of
my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward
questions, but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde
hair." "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I
desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also
involved in the movie, what else could I do?"


"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my
business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted
eyes." "Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up
and there was also a Chinese man in the movie."


At this the midwife again apologizes collects the baby and
presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby
a slap on the butt. The baby starts crying and the mother
exclaims, "Thank God for that!" "What do you mean?" says the
midwife, shocked. "Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I
had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark."