A priest needed to use the restroom during his scheduled confession time. Not wanting to make any of his patrons wait he called over a senior altar boy to fill in for him.
“I should be back quickly enough, just don't give any dumb advice”.
The altar boy sat in the confessional for a short time alone until a beautiful blonde in a red dress took a seat in the small booth.
“Forgive me father for I have sinned," she began. "This last weekend my husband went out of town, and I cheated on him with his best friend”.
The woman in the red dress began to cry.
“I got way to drunk. It never went the entire way though! I gave him oral, and he pushed for anal, but I stopped before it went any further then that!”
The woman in the red dress was crying heavily now, and the altar boy was beginning to feel overwhelmed.
“Hold on one second," the altar boy told the woman.
He opened the door to the confessional and called over a fellow altar boy and asked, “Dude in the confessional what the hell would the priest give for oral and anal sex?”
The other altar boy looked at him and said, “I always get a bag of chips and a coke.”
*Changed alter boy to altar boy
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