A man runs into a friend on the sidewalk with something white on his lips. He says, "Hey bud, looks like you have chicken shit on your lips."
"It is chicken shit. I put it on when my lips were becoming chapped."
He asked, "Does it work?"
"Well, I don't lick my lips anymore."
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