Charles XII of Sweden, Darius of Persia and Napoleon are sitting at a bar, watching a military parade on CNN.
Impressed by modern technology Charles XII says - "Man, if i had mechanised infratry like that I'd have kicked ass at the Poltava battle."
Darius replies - "And if i had artillery like that the Greeks wouldn't stand a chance at the battle of Marathon."
Napoleon sighs and says - "And if I had a propaganda machine like the CNN nobody would have found out about the Waterloo."
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