Li' johnny trying to fly his kite but always falls back to the ground. His mother see's whats happening so calls husband to go show him. Ten minutes later she looks out window and sees no success, so hollers out window to hubby! What you need on that is a piece of tail, he responds back, last time I asked for piece of tail you told me to go fly a kite.
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