Two young brothers are talking. The older brother says, "You know what younger brother? I'm tired of being treated like a kid, so I'm going to take up swearing. The first thing tomorrow I'm going to say 'hell'."
The younger brother always goes along with his older sibling and does not like to be outdone so says, "Yeah! Me too. And I'm going to say 'ass'."
So first thing in the morning Mamma asks older brother, "what kind of cereal would you like?" Older brother thinks for a second and waves her off say saying, "ah...hell I'll just have some Cheerios," Mamma hauls back and smacks older brother a good one across the head and sends the kid flying end over end!
Mamma then turns to little brother and says "what kind of cereal would you like?" Well; little brother was still staring wide eyed at his older sibling sprawled out on the floor and looks back at Mama and says, "You can bet your ass it's not Cheerios that's for sure!"
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