A Gentlemen's Pl


A man goes into a bar one evening and is surprised to see a ferret with no
teeth, on the bar. he asks the barman what the ferret is for.


"that, sir," says the barman�, is a gentleman's pleasure."


so saying he puts the ferret down the front of the man's trousers. the ferret
scurries around for a minute and then gives the man the best blowjob he's ever
had. afterward, he asks the bartender if he can buy the ferret for $500.


"no can do�, he says," it cost me a lot, what with the dental work and
everything�.


the man then offers $1000 and the bartender accepts. that night
the man takes the ferret home and goes into the kitchen where his battle-axe
wife is eating chocolates. he puts the ferret on the table and says:" look what
i bought for $1000. its a gentleman's pleasure."


"what do you expect me to do with it?" asks the witch.


"teach it to cook and then f*** off!" says the man.

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