One is holding a sign with a Christian cross in it, the other one is holding a sign with the Star of David. This being the Vatican, there people walking by give all their change to the Christian one instead of the Jewish one. After a while, the Pope walks by. He says to the Jewish guy, "Maybe to make more money, you should take off the Star of David, because most people here are Catholic." The Christian guy says, "Oy vey Moishe, look who's trying to teach the Cohen brothers marketing!"
My dad told me this joke, sorry if it's a repost.
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