A blonde lady and a man are in an elevator. The blonde obviously
just ending a hard day of work and says, "T.G.I.F."
The man sort of laughing and says, "S.H.I.T."
The lady frusrated says again, "T.G.I.F."
Again the man says, "S.H.I.T."
The lady turns to the man and says, "How dare you swear in the
presence of a lady! T.G.I.F.; thank god it's friday."
The man turns to her and says, "I wasn't swearing! S.H.I.T.; sorry
honey it's thursday."
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