A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were lost in the desert when they came across a magic oasis.
The brunette got a glass of the oasis's water, drank it, and said, "Car". POOF, the brunette was sitting on a brand new car. She stated the car and drove away.
After the brunette drove away, the blonde got a glass of the oasis's water, drank it, and said, "Motorcycle". POOF, the blonde was sitting on a brand new motorcycle. She stated the motorcycle and drove away.
After the blonde drove away, the redhead got a glass of the oasis's water and drank it. But before she could say something, she tripped on a rock and yelled, "SHIT!"
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