You don't have any luck at all if:
-The guarantee on your used car expires two hours before the car's engine does.
- You start to go bald at the same time you reach puberty.
-You get your BIG break and make the football team only to trip over the bench and break your leg.
-You find a ten-dollar bill and get arrested when you try to spend it because it's counterfeit.
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