A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband.
She is giving him oral sex when the phone rings.
The husband answers it, to find out it is his mother-in-law, asking for her daughter.
He says, "She cannot talk rrright now, she 'as a frog in ze thrrroat."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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