A cannibal lord captures 3 people. He makes a wager with them "We wont eat you if you do a task for us". He promptly sends them to the garden to pick out a fruit. They come one by one. The first man brings an apple. The cannibal says "Put it in your asshole" the guy says he cant and he is eaten. Second guy comes in he has taken grapes. He places them in his asshole but they break due to him laughing so the cannibals eat him. When the second guy gets to heaven god asks "Why did you laugh?" and he responds "I saw the third guy pick a watermelon"
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