The leprechaun and the drunk

Ok, here comes my first joke, hope you like it. It is dirty, so you are warned.

There is this super drunk guy that goes to the toilet and gets to the urinals.
While he is on his bussines he looks to his side and sees this ginger midget. And as every man does he checks his tool to compare.
And the midget has a tool that looks like a baby arm grabbing an apple.
As the guy is super drunk he lets out an Aww of shock.
- Hey big guy! Would you like one of these?
- Yes yes tell me what I have to do!
- Ok, I am a Leprechaun from the woods, and in my tribe we aaaaaall have this homongous dicks, and as I am a magic creature I can give it to you. Do you desire it enough?
- Yes yes, just tell me!
- Ok, get down your trousers and down on your four and wish for a masive cock.
The guy does as the Leprechaun tells him and is wishing with all his strength when the Leprechaun comes running and penetrates him until their balls crash. The guy lets out a cry of pain, as he is being destroied.
- Do you want it or not?
- Yes yes, but it just hurts so much.
- Don't be a pussy and take it!
The Leprechaun fucks him hard and dry for 15 minutes, destroying him. Then he finishes and is getting out, when the man gets to stand up and checks his dick. It hasn't changed size.
- What the fuck Leprechaun, my dick is the same! it didn't grow!
- Well, ain't you a little bit too old for believing in Leprechauns?