three explorers get captured by a cannibal tribe in the middle of the jungle. the tribe chief tells them if they perform two tasks successfully they wont be eaten. he says, your first task, go into the jungle and come back with ten of the same fruit. the first explorer comes back with apples and the chief tells him that he hast to shove each apple up his arse without making a sound and he will be freed. he gets three up there before he lets out a groan. they cut off his his head and put him in the pot. the second explorer arrives with cherries. he has to do the same and gets nine in before he bursts out in hysterics laughing. the chief says, "why do you laugh? you were almost free!"
"i saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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