It's a small town

In an effort to make the small town a tourist attraction the mayor decides to arrange bus tours.
Errol, the local jack of all trades, is elected to do the driving. Errol takes it upon himself to dole out some information along the way to make the ride more interesting.

“Do you see those 10 houses?” he says, pointing towards immaculately built houses. “I built those, with my own two hands… But do you suppose they call me Errol the house builder after such a feat? No, no they don’t…” He answers his own question bitterly.

Further along the drive they pass a cluster of cottages and Errol once again speaks to the tourist. “Can you see those 20 cottages with that magnificent view? I built those, with my own two hands, all alone.” Frustrated he continues “But do you think they would call me Errol the cottage builder after such an accomplishment?... Oh noooo, no, they won’t.

As the drive is coming to an end, it passes a marina. It is brimming with impressive boats and Errol once again address the tourists “If you look towards the sea, you can spot 30 boats in the marina, and yeah you guessed it. I singlehandedly built those boats, with my own two hands. But do they call me Errol the boat builder? Noooo, of course they don’t… But if you fuck a single sheep…."