A rabbit and a bear are together wandering through a forest. They find a magic lamp with a genie inside it. The genie decides to grant them 3 wishes each. First the bear wishes for all the female bears in the forest to love him. The rabbit wishes for a helmet. The bear wishes for all the female bears on the mountain to love him. The rabbit then wishes for a motorcycle. Finally the bear wishes for all the female bears in the world to love him. The rabbit points at the bear "I wish he was gay". Then he hops on the motorcycle and rides away.
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