And he says to all the animals "You better bring me a good present, or I'll beat you with my cock!"
So the deer shows up with a TV and the bear says "Awesome, come on in!"
Then the wolf shows up with an iPhone and the bear is impressed yet again and brings the wolf into his den
A rabbit then shows up with a pair of socks, the bear says "What is this shit? I'm gonna beat you with my dick!"
So he pummels the rabbit with his member. Alas, the rabbit laughs more and more the harder his blows get. The bear then says "What's your problem? Why are you laughing?"
The rabbit then said "I saw the porcupine coming with a pair of underwear"
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