A man calls in sick one morning after a night of heavy drinking.
Of course the boss asks him what illness he has come down with.
The man replies "I have anal glaucoma"
"Anal glaucoma, what the hell is that" he says, slightly worried
"I just can't see my ass coming to work today"
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