Three business men are working on a hotel deal in Africa.

On a slow day when nothing could be done, the men come with an idea to buy an elephant. The first man, who is an avid shoe collector, shouts "It's a wonderful idea!"

The second man, who wears only tailor crafted pants, excitedly offers to pay the majority of the cost.

The third man, who only wears white suits, says he knows the guy to make it happen. So the three men bought an elephant. A few weeks go by and they became bored again. The man with the white suit buys a money to entertain him.

One day, the shoe collector gets an idea and tells the other two "hey guys, we should cork the elephant, watch him fill up like a balloon and have the monkey yank out the cork!"

So they cork the elephant and spend two weeks training the monkey. The day finally came to pull the cork. The three men get ready. The man with the white suit stands a safe distance back. He has an idea of what will happen and wants to be out of the way but also really wants to see. The man with the tailored pants stands further away, he wants to be sure he is clear. The man with the shoes has seen something like this before and stands way way back.

The monkey pulls the cork. Shit goes EVERYWHERE! The man with the shoes is irate! His vintage hand crafted shoes were covered with elephant poo and ruined. He walks up to the guy with the tailored pants who is screaming and yelling about his pants made from a rare fabric were ruined and too were covered in elephant poo. They walk up to the man in the white suit who is laughing hysterically. The guy with the shoes asks "how can you be laughing? You white suit is ruined and you are covered in elephant poo from head to toe!"

The man in the white suit replied "Yea, but you should have seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in!"