A Cheap HMO ...


10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."


8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.


7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.


6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day."


5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.


4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.


3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.


2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.


1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

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