One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, they
couldn't trace from where the call was coming from, but Osama
said,
"I've got good news and bad news."
Bush replied, "What's the good news?"
"I'm turning myself in," said Osama. "But the bad news is, I'm
coming on a plane
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