1. What do you call it when a grenade goes off in a French kitchen? Linoleum blownapart.
2. A man checks into a rehab center. The front lawn has a sign saying "keep off the grass."
3. Someone put a hole in the strip club wall. The police are looking into it.
4. There was a murder at a NASCAR event, police think it may be race related.
5. However, their investigation is going in circles.
6. A Muslim opened a concession stand in the local sport's arena. He named it alahu snackbar.
7. What isn't right?
Left.
8. What do you call a blonde skeleton behind the sofa?
The winner of hide and seek.
9. Why can't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the eleven.
10. What do you call four Mexicans who drive off a cliff into the sea?
Quatro sinko.
11. A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says, what is this, a joke?
12. 4/3 people are bad at fractions.
13. What do you call a man hiding in your mailbox?
Bill.
14. Why did Sally fall off the swingset?
She had no arms.
15. Knock-knock. Who's there?
Not Sally.
16. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the swimming pool?
Bob.
17. What do you call a man lying in front of the door?
Matt.
18. Confucius say: man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
19. Confucius say: Man with hands in pocket feels cocky.
20. Confucius say: man who drive like hell will soon get there.
I'll see myself out.
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