Two hunters were in the woods sitting around a camp fire. The first hunter says to the other I think I heard something over there pointing into the woods. He leaves finds a deer and shoots it. He guts the dear right where he shot it, and heads back to camp. The second hunter decides he needs to take a shit and heads into the woods. About 10 minutes later he runs back into the camp screaming "you'll never believe what happened, I shit out my guts!" He holds up his pointer and index fingers. "And with these two fingers and gods good grace I shoved em right back up"
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Also I heard this joke when I was 12.
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