Two brothers(ages 4&6) get up and out of their bunk beds.
The oldest says, "you know what? I'm going to say a swear word at breakfast today."
"Don't do that! You'll get in big trouble."
"No I won't. Adults do it all the time, so why can't we?"
"Ok! I'll do it too, but you gotta go first!"
The boys made their way downstairs. Their mother had a wonderful assortment of breakfast items waiting for them. She looked at the oldest and said, "What would you like for breakfast?
The 6yr old takes a short pause, then replies, "Oh Hell, give me some Cheerios!"
The mother, shocked and angry, chased the 6yr old up the stairs and gave him a spanking. The 6yr old screams and cries filled the house. The mother says "You stay in your room until I come get you!" And slams the door.
She marched downstairs, calms down, and looks at the 4yr old and says, "What would you like for breakfast, son?"
The youngest was frightened by what he heard upstairs. His hands were shaking from fear.
The mother repeated, "Son, what would you like for breakfast?"
He replied...
"I don't know... But you can bet your ass I don't want any Cheerios!"
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