Tiffany had searched for weeks for a prom date, but didn't find out until the day of prom that Johnny wanted to take her.
She got off of the bus and ran inside.
"Daddy! Daddy! I need to borrow the car tonight, Johnny wants to take me to prom, and he has no way of getting a ride."
"Come on Tiffany" he replied.
"No dad, it's an emergency! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!"
"You know what the deal is, you can borrow the car if you give me a blowjob..." He said while locking the front door.
In desperate need of the car, Tiffany closed her eyes and unzipped her father's pants.
After about 2 minutes, she has to stop...
"Dad, what the fuck! Your dick tastes like shit!" She says, while tears run down her cheek.
"Oh that's right!" He exclaimed, "Your brother has the car tonight!"
Edit: spelling
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