Daughter comes home from school and says "DAD DAD I HAFTA BORROW THE CAR"! Dad asks why and daughter says Tommy Johnson the captain of the football team is gonna be at the dance i NEED to be there! Dad says ok what'll ya give me for it? Daughter says dad I'll DO ANYTHING! Dad says ok give me a blowjob. Daughter says but you're my DAD! But i have to go. She gets down on her knees and starts going to town and after about 5 seconds she starts spitting and coughing.. Looks up and says OH MY GOD YER DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT!. Dad looks down and says "Oh yeah yer brother already has the car".
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