A man has a son who is literally just a head - no arms, legs, torso - just a head. On his son's 21st birthday, he takes him to a bar for his first drink.
"Bartender, can I have a rum and Coke for my son, please?"
The man gives his son a drink and he sprouts a torso.
"My God," the man said. "Bartender, quick, another drink!"
The man gives his son the second drink and he sprouts arms.
"Holy hell! Bartender, another please!"
The man gives his son the third drink and he sprouts legs. Then, the son runs out of the bar and gets hit by a car.
"You should have quit while he was a head"
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