...after spending 28 years on the inside for multiple felonies. And just like any other male that hasn't touched a woman after 28 years, he wanted to get some ass. Unfortunately this guy had gotten taken to jail with only $40, so that is what he had when he was released.
Without wasting anytime he took a cab into the city and went back to his old stomping grounds. This cost him $15, his funds are beginning to run low. No matter though, he comes upon an old brothel he once used to visit and luckily is still open. He walks inside and pleads with the Madam (brothel keeper).
"Madam, please I only have $25, what can you give me? I haven't felt the love of a woman in 28 years"
"Well, seeing as how you seem like a gentleman, I'll give you a deal. You can have an evening with our longest working lady and it wont cost you a penny more than $25, but the lights must stay off."
After 28 years the man decides that this stipulation is not a deal breaker and so he hands over the $25 and heads up stairs to the room. As he enters the lights are already off, but the lady guides him around the room and to the bed. They talk for a bit and then start to go at it. Unfortunately the man notices something is wrong, it's dry as a desert down there. He thought he had done enough foreplay to moisten up the situation. The lady stops him.
"I'm sorry honey, after 35 years of service some things don't work as good as they used to. Here ill try this."
She spits on her fingers and rubs herself hoping that will fix the issue. They go back at it. But to the mans dismay, the spit dries up and she is bone dry again.
"Excuse me ma'am, I don't mean to be rude but you're still dry, are you sure there is nothing I can do?"
The lady tries one more thing, and they give it another shot. The man is bewildered. Something she did turned that dried up desert into oasis. He eased himself in with no issue and for the first time in years he finally felt the love of a woman. After the sex, the man was still confused.
"Ma'am, what an amazing trick! How did get yourself to wet so fast?"
"Oh, well I just reached up inside, pulled the scab, and let the pus run."
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