The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me. So the Doberman says, I love liver and cheese. The Collie replies, That's not good enough. The Bulldog says, I hate liver and cheese. She says, That's not creative enough. Finally, the Chihuahua says, Liver alone . . . cheese mine.