A kindergarten teacher is calling in students from recess when she notices several students are missing. A few minutes later, one of the students, a young boy, turns up in the class room.
"Why are you late?" the teacher asks.
"I was on top of Blueberry Hill" the boy replies, taking his seat.
A few minutes later, another boy shows up.
"Why are you late?" the teacher asks?
"Sorry, I was on top of Blueberry Hill," the boy tells her.
Later still, another boy arrives at the class.
"Why are you late?" the teacher asks?
Panting, the boy replies, "I was on top of Blueberry Hill."
Finally, a girl shows up.
"Let me guess, you were on top of Blueberry Hill too." the teacher says.
The girl replies, "I AM Blueberry Hill."
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